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These are some lies we made up about Oconto.
The ghost of a civil war fighter became visible having a seat at a table in an Oconto building flashing a flash light. This exact ghost has been observed very often in this spot.
The ghost of a gentleman having satanic symbols engraved into his arm was witnessed meditating right by Copper Culture State Park. There are further stories on the subject of this ghost in the area. In any case, it sure is a menacing spirit that should be avoided.
The spirit of an engine driver came into view pulling a body over the grass in Copper Culture Mounds State Park late at night. Many folks close by have had matching sightings involving an identical phantom. Residents who have seen this ghost claim this ghost is the undead soul of a long forgotten Oconto resident.
A large chilling giant was distinguished striding through a trailer in Oconto.
The ghost of an awfully mangled huntsman dragging a dead coyote has frequently been witnessed being carried by a mule
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alongside a road in the vicinity of Oconto.
An enormous gemsbok is known to have been distinguished on numerous instances in Pensaukee Shoal late at night shouting at the watcher to leave.
A space man from another world can regularly be noticed tossing pebbles into the stream at Brookside Creek on a dark night.
A space man has
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every now and then been seen in a phone booth in Oconto using the telephone.
A female without a head has allegedly been observed on a small number of instances staggering through an Oconto vicinity graveyard. People here allege that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Oconto a long time ago.
The extraterrestrial technician of a UFO can occasionally be witnessed staying in an empty manor in Oconto.
A guy without a head has often been made out standing by a deserted road near Oconto. A resident asserts that this ghost is that of a local who had a house here in Oconto a long time ago.
An alien from planet Neptune is known to have been perceived on numerous occasions mounted on a bicycle on a dark road close to Oconto.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a large beard and a hook instead of his hand can repeatedly be perceived in a building in Oconto. No matter what, this is a hostile phantom that you wouldn't wish to bump into after midnight.
An extremely large goat may be distinguished frequently in an Oconto flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Oconto
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Ghost Sightings From Oconto
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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