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These are some lies we made up about North Prairie.
Archimedes is regularly distinguished seated at a table in a North Prairie home carrying a cranium.
The phantom of a teenage girl has supposedly been perceived on a few instances on the water's edge of Ottawa Lake howling.
A figure with a skeleton face in murky robes can be perceived often at Jericho Creek at midnight hurling pebbles into the current. Several of the folks here say this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a former North Prairie person who lived here.
A space alien has once in a while been distinguished marching through a house in North Prairie.
A woman with a machete in her head is sometimes witnessed at Bischel Dam very late at night taking in the vista.
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Ghost Sightings From North Prairie
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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