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A colossal canary has supposedly been perceived on one or two instances staring at a guy sleeping in an armchair in a flat in New Richmond.
A man lacking a head can sometimes be noticed reading a tabloid in Citizens Field in the early morning hours before sunrise. Residents say that this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolhardy people who come trying to locate ghosts in New Richmond. One thing's for certain, it's undoubtedly a scary ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
An enormous civet has regularly been spotted in an autopart store in the New Richmond vicinity.
An ET from Jupiter is often noticed carrying a human skull by Cedar Creek.
A Seismosaurus is rumored to have been distinguished on many occasions down next to Anderson Springs in the early morning hours screaming.
An unbelievably chilling ghost may often be witnessed looking at the water by Borgstrom-Erin Prairie Town G9127 Dam late in the night. Anyhow, this is a hostile
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spirit that should be kept away from.
A colossal kid can be seen very frequently trying on shoes in a New Richmond trailer.
An ET from deep space is once in a while observed climbing up from a drain hole on a New Richmond lane before sunrise.
The spirit of an aged female gripping a revolver can sometimes be perceived nosing around
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in mailboxes on a dark night in New Richmond.
An extremely large puppy was perceived scaring people in Afton State Park quite near the park headquarters.
The martian pilot of a UFO materialized playing a melody on a harmonica in a New Richmond trailer.
Vasco da Gama was spotted in Mississippi National River & Recreation Area right by the ranger station pointing at the observer.
The ghost of an old Indian chief appeared in a mirror in a New Richmond building; the spirit was exclusively observable in the mirror. The arrival of the watcher scared the ghost who then vanished. In any event, it's a scary ghost that is rather not disrupted.
A huge lynx was spotted in a house next to New Richmond.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system was perceived looking for a box under a parked VW in a New Richmond parking lot on a dark night.
A very large reindeer has regularly been noticed in a New Richmond area shoe store, staggering the aisles.
A space invader from another planet is repeatedly
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spotted drinking blood from a mug in the early morning hours on a park bench in New Richmond.
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Ghost Sightings From New Richmond
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Ghost Sightings From New Richmond
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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