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Johann Sebastian Bach may frequently be distinguished in an apartment in New Glarus.
A gigantic newt has every now and then been noticed checking out Durest Valley in detail very late at night.
A woman grasping her head by her arm is known to have been distinguished on frequent instances in New Glarus Woods State Park late at night covering a corpse by a sizeable rock.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship can sometimes be witnessed marching next to a desolate road near New Glarus.
A Brachiosaurus was perceived smoking a pipe up on the top of Mount Julia.
The phantom of a gentleman with half his head not there became visible chatting into the thin air by Burgy Creek. The ghost was ingested by the night after being noticed.
A space man from Pluto was noticed showing up in a mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From New Glarus
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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