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These are some lies we made up about Neopit.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft was perceived looking at the water by Neopit Dam before dawn.
A colossal cony has often been perceived at Elma Creek late at night throwing boulders into the flowing water.
A huge polar bear is often noticed in Stockbridge Indian Reservation in the early morning hours before sunrise dragging a cadaver across the dirt.
A space man from planet Venus has purportedly been noticed on many instances in a Neopit school before sunrise pacing the corridors.
A space man from another world may be witnessed repeatedly guzzling water from Peavey Falls late in the night.
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If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown. Have you really lived in this house your whole life? - Not yet. Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass. Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too. Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway? - That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig. Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember. Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills? How are we going to do that Arthur? - You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference. Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito. What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot? One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet. Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. - You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building. - That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done. No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window. A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch. - Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window. The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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