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These are some lies we made up about Nekoosa.
An alien tourist from outer space appeared flashing a kerosene lamp by Devils Elbow.
The ghost of a hobo was distinguished scaring folks at Carl D4803 Dam around midnight. The onlooker panicked and ran away. Any which way, this is an unpleasant ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The phantom of an old witch was made out concealing a cadaver by a big rock in Edwards Alexander Memorial Park on a dark night. The ghost nodded to the viewer.
A space alien from planet Neptune has often been witnessed glugging down diesel from a pump at a fueling station in Nekoosa.
A colossal mule is regularly made out chatting into the thin air as if somebody in addition was in attendance.
A space invader from outer space is known to have been witnessed on numerous occasions down at the water at Barnum Bay throwing rocks.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship can repeatedly be distinguished at Bloody Run around midnight tossing
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pebbles into the flowing water.
A gigantic gemsbok may be witnessed often up on Dorra Cooshe Mountain stacking boulders.
An alien explorer from the cosmos has once in a while been observed walking a Terrier before sunrise on a dark Nekoosa avenue.
A giant goat is every so often noticed swallowing blood from a container near Buckhorn
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State Park.
A female's body with a bat's head has supposedly been spotted on numerous occasions watching shows in a Nekoosa living room in the early morning hours. According to what the folks who live here allege, this ghost is the struggling spirit of a former Nekoosa local person.
A man with the head of a goblin can occasionally be noticed on a Nekoosa road on a dark night. Residents who have noticed this ghost claim this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Nekoosa some time ago.
A somewhat decomposed human body has often been observed smoking a cigar in Ice Age National Scenic Trail outside the park headquarters.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy is frequently noticed hovering in the air like a helium balloon in Nekoosa.
The ghost of a planter wearing a hat is rumored to have been noticed on several occasions in a grocery store in the Nekoosa vicinity.
Socrates may frequently be distinguished struggling out of a drain hole on a Nekoosa lane in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Nekoosa
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Ghost Sightings From Nekoosa
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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