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These are some lies we made up about Neenah.
A black crow that turned into a lady may be spotted often in a Neenah secondary school before sunrise marching the hallways. If you talk to the residents, this ghost is that of a person who settled here in Neenah some time ago. Nevertheless, it's a chilling phantom that any wise person wouldn't wish to come across.
The phantom of a dispossessed man has occasionally been witnessed in a mirror in a Neenah building; the spirit was exclusively to be seen in the mirror.
A space man from another planet is every so often made out in an apartment outside Neenah.
The phantom of a young-looking cowboy has allegedly been distinguished on several occasions at Menasha Genlaws Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise enjoying the scenery. In any event, it is unquestionably a terrifying phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The martian commander of a flying saucer may every so often be perceived bass fishing from the water's edge of Lake Winnebago
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6124 late in the night.
The phantom of a gold-miner has repeatedly been seen down next to the water at Cowling Bay going berserk. Based on what the people who live here declare, this ghost enjoys terrifying foolhardy people who are fearless enough to interrupt the calm in Neenah. Regardless of what people articulate, this is a horrible ghost
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that should be avoided.
An martian voyager from deep space has purportedly been distinguished on a few occasions heaving pebbles into the water at Mud Creek in the early morning hours.
A space invader from Saturn can regularly be distinguished studying Blackbird Reef in detail very late at night.
An alien from deep space can be made out repeatedly in Alicia Park in the early morning hours before sunrise piling bricks.
A colossal mandrill has every now and then been witnessed looking for a photo underneath a parked Chevy in a Neenah parking lot before dawn.
A gargantuan rhinoceros is occasionally distinguished in a Neenah area supermarket, striding the aisles.
A female with a fairly transparent body is rumored to have been spotted on numerous instances drinking orange juice in the early morning hours before sunrise by a mailbox in Neenah. Either way, it's a menacing ghost that is better not disturbed.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship may from time to time be seen smoking a cigar
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in Heritage Hill State Park right by the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Neenah
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Ghost Sightings From Neenah
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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