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These are some lies we made up about Muskego.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer is repeatedly spotted at the water at Bass Bay reading a book.
An ET from Mars is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two instances staring at the water by Little Muskego Dam very late at night.
A female's body having a rat's head can repeatedly be observed hauling a body across the dirt in Bluhm Park late in the night. No matter what, this is an intimidating spirit that you would not want to bump into in the early morning hours.
A somewhat decomposed human cadaver may be spotted frequently looking on the water's edge of Lake Denoon. People here who have spotted this spirit say this spirit likes terrifying unwise folks who come looking for spirits in Muskego.
An alien from another solar system has once in a while been spotted resting in a beanbag in an apartment near Muskego.
The spirit of a farmer wearing a hat is from time to time witnessed at midnight chasing a passing truck
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on a dark highway close to Muskego.
The ghost of a young air force pilot can once in a while be witnessed in the rear seat of a Chevy by the driver witnessing the ghost in her rear view mirror before dawn.
A young-looking girl in a blood-splattered wedding gown was observed raking leaves in the back garden of a building in Muskego. When
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the eye witness came into sight the ghost escaped. Regardless of what people verbalize, it undoubtedly is a chilling ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to encounter.
A man with a machete in his head showed up seated in a beanbag in a home in Muskego. The ghost mentioned avenging a homicide. A local resident claims that this phantom could be the spirit of a local person who passed away here in Muskego many years ago. One thing's for sure, this phantom certainly is menacing; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
Frankenstein's Monster was noticed facing the watcher in Chain O'Lakes State Park outside the ranger station.
The ghost of a mailman came into view looking wrathfully at the watcher underneath a streetlamp in Muskego. The eye witness freaked out and escaped. One of the people who live here confidently claims that this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a local who used to live here in Muskego.
A huge mongoose was spotted staggering from mobile home to mobile home at the stroke of midnight
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on a Muskego residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Muskego
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Ghost Sightings From Muskego
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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