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A space invader from planet Pluto may be distinguished time and again by Big Cat Slough attempting to grab something.
A space man from outer space has sometimes been witnessed throwing pebbles into the current at Big Spring Branch late in the night.
The ghost of a chained up woman is occasionally seen in the early morning hours before sunrise looking over Hickory Flat. Some people claim this ghost gets pleasure from startling foolish people who come looking for ghosts in Muscoda.
An extremely large buffalo has been said to have been seen on a few occasions by Day Rock shifting orbs about.
The martian pilot of a UFO may sometimes be perceived in Blue River Sand Barrens State Natural Area in the early morning hours before sunrise yelling names of people.
An alien voyager from another planet has repeatedly been made out looking at the water by Brimstone Group H855 Dam at night.
An ET from another solar system has supposedly been perceived on numerous occasions shouting at the viewer to stay away near Big Spring late in the night.
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Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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