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A huge zebra can often be perceived poking around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Morrisonville.
Cinderella can be distinguished frequently performing a song on a piano in a Morrisonville building.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto has sometimes been made out in a mirror in a Morrisonville home; the ghost was solely observable in the mirror.
A giant wildcat has supposedly been seen on many occasions trying to find a shoe next to a parked Jeep in a Morrisonville parking lot before dawn.
The ghost of a farmer wearing a straw hat has repeatedly been seen dragging a body across the dirt in Cherokee Marsh State Fishery Area at midnight. Residents allege that this ghost is that of a local person who had a home here in Morrisonville long ago.
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Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
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