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These are some lies we made up about Montfort.
A space man from planet Jupiter may sometimes be made out by Badger Hollow Creek appearing scary.
A huge mountain goat was noticed scrutinizing Badger Hollow in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A woman's body with a raccoon's head materialized yelling at the onlooker to beat it by Big Rock. The ghost mentioned revenging an assassination.
Ludwig van Beethoven was perceived drinking water from Big Spring on a dark night.
A giant chameleon came into sight gazing at a person slumbering on the floor in a mobile home in Montfort.
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Ghost Sightings From Montfort
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Ghost Sightings From Montfort
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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