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These are some lies we made up about Monroe.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy can from time to time be spotted in the rear seat of a car by the driver witnessing the ghost in her rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight.
A lady with an axe sticking out of her head was noticed in Lincoln Park very late at night pointing at the watcher. When the watcher showed up the spirit escaped.
An extremely large lion was spotted cutting grass in the side yard of a residence in Monroe.
Vasco da Gama came into sight at Argus School Branch after midnight tossing chunks of concrete into the water.
A medieval armor devoid of a human inside was noticed by a lady hunting in a forest near Monroe. The arrival of the eye witness startled the spirit who then disappeared. One thing's for certain, it is in all certainty a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not interrupted.
A space alien has frequently been seen having a seat on the floor in an apartment in Monroe.
The alien technician
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of an alien spacecraft is regularly made out pacing from apartment to apartment in the early morning hours on a Monroe residential street.
An ET from planet Pluto is known to have been seen on many instances trying to locate a shoe near the entrance to Ice Age National Scenic Trail.
The ghost of a lady with a sack bound around her head
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can repeatedly be perceived quite near Apple River Canyon State Park sipping orange juice.
A partly transparent man dressed as the skipper of a ship has sometimes been noticed browsing through a bookshelf in the living room of a Monroe home in the early morning hours.
A huge donkey is now and then noticed having a seat at a table in a Monroe trailer.
A space alien from another galaxy has supposedly been seen on numerous instances in a secluded place outside Monroe.
An ET may from time to time be perceived dispatching an envelope at a Monroe post office.
The ghost of a young guy sporting a confederate uniform has regularly been witnessed glugging down gasoline from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Monroe. According to what the folks who live here assert, this phantom is perhaps the undeparted phantom of a resident who used to have a home here in Monroe.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship is often seen chatting into the air as if somebody else was in attendance.
The ghost of a hobo
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is rumored to have been made out on frequent occasions walking a Cocker Spaniel in the early morning hours before sunrise on a gloomy Monroe avenue. Many folks who live here allege this ghost is the tormented soul of a long dead Monroe resident. Well, this ghost undeniably is frightening; one that you wouldn't want to come across on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Monroe
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How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
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