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These are some lies we made up about Milton.
The phantom of a homeless man has now and then been made out relaxing at a table in a Milton house gripping a human skull. Some of the residents claim this spirit is that of a resident who dwelled here in Milton many years ago.
An enormous goat is occasionally made out in a plastic boat on Clear Lake screaming.
A space alien from another solar system is rumored to have been made out on one or two instances marching through a house in Milton.
The ghost of a young cowboy can occasionally be perceived in Bowers Lake after midnight struggling to dump a cadaver.
A space man was witnessed shining a lamp beside the water at Binghams Bay.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another world came into sight up on Mount Zion meditating.
A huge ocelot was seen terrifying folks by Blackhawk Creek.
A creepy creature came into sight pacing through a residence close to Milton. This is one of those spirits that is observed repeatedly in
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close proximity. It's been claimed that this precise spirit takes pleasure in terrifying people who come looking for spirits in Milton.
The ghost of a miner was perceived appearing chilling in Adams Park after midnight. The viewer ran away immediately after she noticed the phantom. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost may be the
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soul of a local resident who passed away here in Milton long ago.
A space invader from outer space has regularly been seen at a coin operated phone in Milton talking on the phone.
The ghost of a gentleman clothed as a gardener is repeatedly observed strolling through a Milton vicinity graveyard. Regardless of what people verbalize, it's a scary ghost that should be avoided.
An extraterrestrial has allegedly been spotted on several instances quite near the entrance to Rock Cut State Park going berserk.
The phantom of a man dressed in a police outfit may regularly be seen hurling rocks in Ice Age National Scenic Trail right by the park headquarters.
A massive opossum may be noticed repeatedly mounding pieces of wood in the middle of a desolate highway near Milton late in the night.
A dinosaur has every now and then been seen spending time in an uninhabited farmhouse in Milton.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer is every now and then spotted standing by a secluded highway outside Milton.
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space invader from Mars has been noticed on a handful of instances mounted on a scooter on a gloomy road close to Milton.
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Ghost Sightings From Milton
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Ghost Sightings From Milton
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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