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A guy's body with the head of a lizard has regularly been perceived on a Menomonie lane before sunrise. Whichever way, it indisputably is a frightening ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into after midnight.
A space invader from planet Saturn is rumored to have been perceived on several instances hovering in the air like a balloon in Menomonie.
A space invader from the cosmos can repeatedly be distinguished in an autopart store in the Menomonie vicinity.
A feminine form can be made out over and over again trying on clothes in a Menomonie mobile home. In any case, this is an unfriendly ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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