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These are some lies we made up about Menomonie.
A massive mole has from time to time been made out seated on a couch in a flat in Menomonie.
A huge mustang is now and then noticed going berserk underneath a streetlamp in Menomonie.
A guy with a big hole through his chest is known to have been distinguished on one or two occasions burrowing a crack in Burton E Nelson Field late in the night.
A colossal tapir can every now and then be seen mounding boulders beside the shore at Lake Menomin.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space has frequently been observed searching through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Menomonie apartment at midnight.
A guy with the head of a beast has been witnessed on a handful of occasions relaxing at a coffee table in a Menomonie residence.
An ET from planet Jupiter may be noticed very often up on the top of Otteson Bluff dining on a chicken drumstick.
A woman on fire, holding a kerosene bottle has now and then been witnessed pulling a cadaver from
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the cold water of Annis Creek at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a farmer in a hat is now and then made out gazing at people in a Menomonie trailer through a keyhole.
The phantom of a young-looking air force pilot has allegedly been spotted on a handful of occasions outside Frontenac State Park speaking into the thin air. No matter
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what folks utter, it's a menacing spirit that is preferably not messed with.
A lady with a sea-green face can now and then be distinguished in a secluded place in the vicinity of Menomonie. One of the local residents firmly declares that this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long dead Menomonie resident.
An enormous newt was observed in Saint Croix National Scenic River by the ranger station hauling a headbone.
A colossal whale materialized sending a container at a Menomonie post office.
An alien from another part of the galaxy was distinguished articulating into the air as if somebody besides was present.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft materialized peeping through trailer windows in Menomonie at night.
The spirit of a delivery man was spotted watching cable in a Menomonie living room at the stroke of midnight. When spotted the ghost came within reach of the viewer who then fled. Some of the folks who live in this town say this ghost is that of a local who had a house here
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in Menomonie some decades ago.
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I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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