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These are some lies we made up about Menasha.
A space invader from planet Jupiter can regularly be perceived turning toward the eye witness in a boat on Lake Winnebago 6124.
An incredibly chilling ghost has from time to time been distinguished hiding a dead body by a sizeable rock in Alicia Park late in the night.
A huge hamster is from time to time witnessed drifting along on Mud Creek at night.
A space man from another solar system has purportedly been observed on a small number of occasions scraping out an opening down next to the water at Davis Point.
The alien navigator of an alien spaceship can every now and then be spotted devastating a hat in Haystack Reef before dawn.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a large beard and a hook instead of his right hand has repeatedly been noticed by Lower Appleton Dam very late at night looking at the water. Some of those who live here allege this ghost is the tormented soul of a long dead Menasha local person.
An extraterrestrial tourist
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from another planet is repeatedly seen downing regular from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Menasha.
An ET from another world has been perceived on a few occasions speaking into the night as if someone in addition was in attendance.
An enormous panda may be witnessed often walking a dog around midnight on a gloomy Menasha street.
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spirit of a waitress has once in a while been witnessed peeking through house windows in Menasha at midnight. No matter what people verbalize, this is an unpleasant spirit that you wouldn't wish to run into at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady is every so often made out watching cable in a Menasha living room at night.
A gigantic ibex has been said to have been perceived on several instances on a Menasha residential street after midnight.
A huge wildcat was witnessed at Heritage Hill State Park seeking somebody.
A huge woodchuck showed up hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Menasha.
An alien was distinguished gazing at an old man sleeping on a futon in a building in Menasha.
A huge dormouse showed up in a store in the Menasha area.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship was noticed trying on shoes in a Menasha building.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system has repeatedly been perceived creeping out of a manhole on a Menasha avenue
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Ghost Sightings From Menasha
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Ghost Sightings From Menasha
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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