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These are some lies we made up about Manitowish Waters.
An ET from another solar system is regularly perceived scaring folks in a motor boat on Ike Walton Lake.
A massive vicuna has been noticed on several instances in Powell Marsh State Public Hunting Grounds after midnight crying out names.
The alien crew member of a flying saucer can often be observed near the water at Catfish Point looking bloodcurdling.
A Triceratops can be distinguished frequently struggling to dump a body in Powell Marsh at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from planet Jupiter has once in a while been made out yelling at the watcher to beat it in the center of Gresham Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Manitowish Waters
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Ghost Sightings From Manitowish Waters
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
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