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These are some lies we made up about Manawa.
The ghost of a gravely charred lady has occasionally been spotted wandering from house to house before sunrise on a Manawa residential road. A local man declares that this ghost is almost certainly the undead ghost of a local who used to dwell here in Manawa. In any case, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn is every now and then seen in Waupace County Park on a dark night burying a dead body by a big boulder.
The Abominable Snowman has been said to have been made out on a few occasions browsing through a closet in the bedroom of a Manawa building in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy was perceived discussing into the night in the center of Beaver Creek.
The ghost of a gentleman having demonic signs cut into his nose materialized around midnight crawling out of Butler Lake soaked in mud. The observer was terrified and fled.
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Regardless of what, it's undeniably a frightening ghost that should be avoided.
A space man was spotted seated at the dining table in a Manawa mobile home.
An enormous rhinoceros emerged gazing at people in a Manawa mobile home through a keyhole.
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Ghost Sightings From Manawa
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Ghost Sightings From Manawa
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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