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The spirit of a strong lumberjack holding a big axe was witnessed at Coldwater Creek after midnight chucking boulders into the water. The ghost did not appear to be scared by the onlookers.
A terrifying skeleton has repeatedly been witnessed being carried by a low rider on a dark highway in the neighborhood of Long Lake. One thing's for sure, it's sure a scary ghost that you don't want to encounter at the stroke of midnight.
A guy that shifted shape into a vampire is regularly made out in a Long Lake building. Any which way, this spirit certainly is scary; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A glow-in-the-dark human form has supposedly been perceived on one or two instances looking for someone by Chipmunk Rapids before sunrise. Several of the people here claim this phantom loves scaring foolish people who come searching for phantoms in Long Lake. In any event, this is an antagonistic phantom that is rather not disrupted.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer can regularly be observed appearing in a bedroom mirror.
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How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
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