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These are some lies we made up about Lomira.
Thumbelina can from time to time be spotted on a Lomira street late in the night.
An extremely large crocodile was observed pulling a corpse across the dirt in Sterr Park at midnight.
A space alien was observed guzzling water from Crystal Spring after midnight.
The ghost of a guy with the sign of the devil etched into his hand was perceived suspended in the air like a blimp in Lomira. The eye witness was terrified and fled. Locals here who have spotted this ghost claim this ghost is the undead spirit of an old Lomira resident.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer was seen staring at an old woman snoozing on the floor in a trailer in Lomira.
Galileo has often been perceived at Fink Creek after midnight chucking boulders into the water.
A gargantuan aardvark is frequently noticed trying on shoes in a Lomira apartment.
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Ghost Sightings From Lomira
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What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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