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A giant capybara is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of occasions wandering through a flat near Little Chute.
Julius Ceasar can from time to time be distinguished throwing boulders into the current at Garners Creek after midnight.
A lady with a blue-green face was observed at Cedars Lock late at night taking pleasure in the vista. The ghost nodded to the witness. Based on what the local residents assert, this ghost enjoys scaring foolhardy folks who come seeking ghosts in Little Chute.
A huge chameleon showed up at a pay phone in Little Chute talking on the phone.
A space man was spotted grasping a human headbone by the side of a wild highway right next door to Little Chute before dawn.
An alien explorer from the cosmos materialized hanging out in an uninhabited building in Little Chute.
A gigantic ox was seen down by the water at Fox Point attempting to exclaim something.
A space alien from another planet was
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perceived standing by a desolate highway in the vicinity of Little Chute.
The ghost of a delivery man is repeatedly spotted hiding a corpse by a big boulder in Appleton Memorial Park before sunrise.
One of the three Little Pigs has purportedly been seen on several occasions in a mobile home in Little Chute.
A womanly person can
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frequently be noticed calling people's names quite near the entrance to Heritage Hill State Park.
The ghost of a lady with names etched into her back has from time to time been seen in a Little Chute flat. In any event, it's sure a terrifying ghost that should be steered clear of.
An extraterrestrial is every now and then seen wandering along a secluded highway in close proximity to Little Chute.
A female with larvae crawling out of her nose is known to have been observed on a small number of instances emerging in a restroom mirror. Many people who live here say this ghost could be a celebrated former time local of Little Chute.
The martian pilot of a UFO may occasionally be perceived on a dark night sprinting after a passing Honda on a shadowy road close to Little Chute.
A gargantuan polar bear is frequently seen picking flowers in the garden of a flat in Little Chute.
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Ghost Sightings From Little Chute
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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