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These are some lies we made up about Lebanon.
The ghost of a pregnant woman has regularly been noticed peeping through trailer windows in Lebanon on a dark night.
A beheaded guy has been distinguished on numerous occasions smoking a pipe in Clay Park in the early morning hours. Based on what the folks who live here claim, this phantom is possibly the tormented phantom of a person who used to reside here in Lebanon. No matter what, it in all certainty is a creepy ghost that any rational person wouldn't want to bump into.
A lady with her head and left arm and left leg cut off can often be witnessed discussing into the thin air next to the water at Heiden Pond.
An armed forces uniform wandering about lacking a body in it may be distinguished time and again at Upper Watertown Dam around midnight looking for a person.
The ghost of a badly burned lady is occasionally made out watching TV in a Lebanon living room on a dark night. Regardless of what people articulate, this ghost undoubtedly is scary; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Lebanon
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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