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These are some lies we made up about Laona.
An alien from outer space has supposedly been seen on frequent occasions spending time in a deserted structure in Laona.
A huge rhinoceros can sometimes be distinguished climbing a towering tree in Nicolet National Forest around midnight.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot was seen demolishing a picture next to the water at Little Birch Lake. The witness was terrified and ran away. One of the folks who live here decisively claims that this phantom is that of a person who had a house here in Laona some decades ago.
A gigantic bison was spotted standing by a secluded road in close proximity to Laona.
A very large steer showed up struggling out of CCC Pond soaked in filth on a dark night.
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Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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