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These are some lies we made up about Land O Lakes.
A character with a skeleton face dressed in shady robes is regularly spotted shifting orbs around next to a wild highway close to Land O Lakes before sunrise. In any event, this ghost undeniably is scary; one that any rational person would not want to run into.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft may repeatedly be witnessed in Sylvania Wilderness late at night concealing a body by a sizeable boulder.
A space man from Mars can be seen very often in a rubber boat on Cub Lake appearing chilling.
A drifting phantom has sometimes been spotted cleaning a bloody pillow in Portage Spring late in the night. No matter what, this is an unfriendly phantom that should be shunned.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian warrior is every now and then perceived in the early morning hours floating along Haymeadow Creek. Regardless of what folks utter, it's a scary ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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