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The ghost of a gentleman having half his head lost has occasionally been seen walking alongside a dark road in the vicinity of Lake Mills. Any which way, it sure is a creepy spirit that should be shunned.
A decapitated woman is from time to time made out sending a box at a Lake Mills post office.
The phantom of an 11 feet high huge person has allegedly been witnessed on numerous occasions at Hoopers Dam at midnight looking at the surroundings.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has regularly been distinguished pulling a body from the chilly water of Rock Creek at midnight.
An ET from Mars has been said to have been made out on many instances hiding a corpse by a big boulder in Aztalan State Park late in the night.
A very large ibex can repeatedly be spotted slurping gasoline from a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Lake Mills.
A mermaid may be witnessed over and over again chatting into the night as if someone
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in addition was nearby.
The ghost of a young girl has from time to time been observed looking through home windows in Lake Mills late at night. In any event, this is a horrible ghost that is rather not disrupted.
An ET from outer space is occasionally perceived searching through garbage cans on a Lake Mills residential road.
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massive jaguar has been noticed on several occasions on a Lake Mills residential road before sunrise.
The ghost of a woman having half her head lost can from time to time be distinguished reading a newsletter in Ice Age National Scenic Trail quite near the ranger station. A lot of local residents assert this phantom takes pleasure in startling folks who come seeking phantoms in Lake Mills.
An ET was witnessed hauling a skull in Rock Cut State Park right by the park headquarters.
A form with a skeleton face wearing gloomy robes emerged looking at a guy sleeping on a mattress in an apartment in Lake Mills. The phantom did not appear to be concerned by the onlookers.
A very large dingo was perceived trying on a shirt in a Lake Mills building.
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Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
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