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The phantom of a youthful woman with a cable around her neck has regularly been perceived gazing at the water by Dells Manor Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A very menacing spirit has purportedly been witnessed on frequent occasions staggering through a house next to Lake Delton. If you listen to the people who live here, this phantom may be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Lake Delton before the present.
A space man may repeatedly be spotted hauling a dead body across the dirt in The Dells late in the night.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer may be observed frequently trying to locate a hat in Artist Glen very late at night.
An extremely large squirrel has now and then been perceived at a pay phone in Lake Delton using the telephone.
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Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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