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An Iguanodon has frequently been distinguished fishing from the water's edge of Beauprey Lake very late at night.
The extraterrestrial captain of a UFO is frequently witnessed in Shawano Lake State Fishery Area late in the night hauling a dead body over rocks.
The phantom of a female with a plastic bag strapped around her head has been made out on a small number of instances hitch-hiking in the middle of a shadowy road in close proximity to Keshena.
A partially translucent gentleman clad as the captain of a oil tanker may repeatedly be made out staring at the water by Upper Shawano WP250 Dam at night.
A gigantic panther can be made out repeatedly glugging down regular from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Keshena.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune has every so often been spotted walking a Sheepdog around midnight on a shady Keshena lane.
A gargantuan crow is sometimes perceived before sunrise drifting down Duchess Creek.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
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