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The spirit of a seriously mangled hunter hauling a dead mountain lion can be made out often walking through a residence in Kansasville.
A gigantic skunk has every so often been perceived on the peak of Mount Tom very late at night monitoring the vista.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft is every now and then distinguished in American Legion Memorial Park at midnight hurling pebbles.
The ghost of a young-looking female with a cable around her neck is known to have been perceived on numerous instances strolling through a residence outside Kansasville. A local declares that this ghost likes terrifying foolish people who have the courage to disturb the quiet in Kansasville. Well, this is a bad ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into around midnight.
A space alien from planet Jupiter can now and then be spotted pacing through a Kansasville area churchyard.
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What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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