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These are some lies we made up about Juneau.
The ghost of a young-looking female soaked in blood may frequently be noticed crawling up from a drain hole on a Juneau avenue before dawn. A local says that this ghost may very well be a famous days gone by inhabitant of Juneau. One thing's for guaranteed, this ghost unquestionably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
A very large mustang may be perceived time and again drifting along on Dead Creek late in the night.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his upper body has now and then been witnessed nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Juneau.
An ET from planet Pluto is rumored to have been observed on frequent occasions in a Juneau highschool before sunrise strolling the corridors.
A lady's body with a lizard's head may now and then be witnessed burying a cadaver by a large boulder in Disher Park late in the night. One of the locals decisively alleges that this spirit is the undead soul of a long dead Juneau
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person who lived here.
An ET from another planet was made out going out of control beside the water at Kinkel Point.
A gargantuan bull came into sight at Horicon Marsh East Dike G12.472 Dam after midnight enjoying the view.
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Ghost Sightings From Juneau
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Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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