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A space alien from planet Jupiter has frequently been observed drifting down on Oakley Branch very late at night.
A woman carrying her head under her arm is often witnessed screaming beside a streetlamp in Juda.
A space alien from deep space has supposedly been spotted on several instances struggling to utter something in Happy Hollow late in the night.
An extremely large orangutan may regularly be noticed searching through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Juda building at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large hog can be distinguished very frequently looking at people in a Juda trailer through a peephole.
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Ghost Sightings From Juda
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Ghost Sightings From Juda
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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