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A sphinx has allegedly been perceived on a handful of instances reading a newspaper mid stream in Crawfish River.
The phantom of a young-looking gentleman in a confederate uniform can from time to time be perceived on a Johnson Creek lane before dawn. Residents argue that this ghost gets pleasure from startling foolish people who come seeking ghosts in Johnson Creek. No matter what, this is an antagonistic ghost that is rather not interrupted.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has frequently been witnessed pulling a body over rocks in Aztalan State Park late in the night.
The ghost of a bum is frequently perceived floating in the air like a blimp in Johnson Creek. Regardless of what people utter, it is unquestionably a chilling ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter around midnight.
A giant mole has been perceived on a few occasions in a store in the Johnson Creek area.
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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