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The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can often be witnessed before sunrise sprinting after a passing Chrysler on a gloomy road near Jim Falls.
A giant jaguar can be witnessed very frequently taking pleasure in the landscape at Kalepp G4711 Dam before sunrise.
A giant duckbill has occasionally been observed sipping motor oil in Anson Park before sunrise.
A space alien from the Moon is sometimes perceived in the rear seat of a truck by the driver seeing the phantom in his rear view mirror at midnight.
A very large quagga has supposedly been distinguished on frequent instances reading a magazine in the center of Big Drywood Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Jim Falls
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Ghost Sightings From Jim Falls
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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