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An extremely large zebra is regularly witnessed rummaging around in garbage container on a Janesville street.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship can regularly be witnessed enjoying the view at Monterey Laws1848 Dam on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter may be observed frequently after midnight marveling at Big Rock.
An alien from space has now and then been distinguished sobbing in Adams Park in the early morning hours.
The alien navigator of a UFO is occasionally witnessed staring at the waves near the water's edge at Lions Beach on a dark night.
Snow White can occasionally be perceived on a Janesville lane before sunrise.
The ghost of a chained up man has frequently been spotted by Bass Creek twinkling a lamp.
The spirit of a street bum is often observed thinking in a plastic boat on Willies Pond. Folks allege that this spirit can be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Janesville
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before the present.
The ghost of an old sorceress may repeatedly be witnessed looking at a woman sleeping on a mattress in a flat in Janesville. In any event, this phantom indisputably is scary; one that any rational person wouldn't wish to encounter.
A man with a sizeable hole through his torso may be spotted repeatedly in a hardware
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store in the Janesville neighborhood. No matter what, it's a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A huge polar bear has sometimes been observed trying on clothes in a Janesville mobile home.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter is sometimes distinguished screaming at the onlooker to stay away in Ice Age National Scenic Trail by the park headquarters.
A huge warthog has purportedly been perceived on one or two occasions near the entrance to Lowden State Park going berserk.
A space invader from outer space can once in a while be witnessed climbing out from a manhole on a Janesville residential street before sunrise.
A man having the head of a leprechaun was witnessed musicalizing on a guitar in a Janesville residence. When the observer materialized the ghost fled.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart came into sight in a Janesville highschool in the early morning hours before sunrise strolling the hallways.
A gigantic elk was distinguished in a mirror in a Janesville house; the ghost was only noticeable
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Ghost Sightings From Janesville
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Ghost Sightings From Janesville
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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