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A gigantic chipmunk is repeatedly perceived at Ashippun River at the stroke of midnight heaving chunks of concrete into the flow.
The spirit of a man dressed as a car mechanic may regularly be noticed rummaging around in a refrigerator in the kitchen of an Ixonia trailer at night.
A very large pig may be perceived often at Buzzard Point very late at night gazing down into the water.
Rapunzel has once in a while been made out in Blain Street Park after midnight looking.
A lady with a partially translucent body is now and then seen relaxing at the dining table in an Ixonia residence.
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Ghost Sightings From Ixonia
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Ghost Sightings From Ixonia
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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