Ixonia

  I used to live in a creepy 18th century house up on a hill and across from ''Bethel Cemetery.'' My roommates were young and stupid, so they decided to do a satanic ritual in an underground cellar in the 100-acre backyard. Ever since then things have not been the same. I will not say any more besides to whoever lives in that house to move out as soon as possible. This is not a joke.
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An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos can repeatedly be distinguished floating by on Ashippun River around midnight.

 

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