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An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is rumored to have been noticed on one or two instances in Island Park very late at night covering a dead body by a big boulder.
A gigantic yak can every now and then be perceived at Borst Valley Creek at midnight tossing bricks into the current.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an unidentified flying object has frequently been distinguished flinging chunks of concrete in Borst Valley late in the night.
A woman with a semi transparent body is frequently perceived burrowing a crater up on Square Bluff. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a frightening ghost that you don't want to bump into at night.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs is known to have been perceived on many instances gazing at the water by Howley H860 Dam late at night.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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