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A gigantic chimpanzee can repeatedly be spotted next to the shore at Black Otter Lake frightening people.
A person with a skeleton face sporting murky robes has now and then been spotted at Horton Ville Dam around midnight moving orbs about. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost unquestionably is scary; one that is rather not messed with.
A wandering ghost has allegedly been seen on a small number of occasions appearing frightening by Bear Creek.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship may now and then be observed facing the bystander in Daufen Park around midnight.
An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos has repeatedly been distinguished yelling at the viewer to be off late in the night by a road sign in Hortonville.
Hansel and Gretel's mom is regularly noticed going out of control up on the peak of Mosquito Hill.
An extraterrestrial from Mars has been witnessed on a few occasions having a seat at a coffee table
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in a Hortonville home tossing rocks.
An ET from another part of the galaxy can regularly be seen striding through an apartment in Hortonville.
The alien navigator of an alien spacecraft may be seen often being carried by a steed by a highway next to Hortonville.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world has once in a while
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been noticed in a phone booth in Hortonville making a phone call.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is once in a while seen in High Cliff State Park at the ranger station swallowing blood from a bottle.
The ghost of a jetliner pilot may sometimes be made out pacing through a Hortonville vicinity churchyard.
An alien was made out drinking gasoline down a deserted road close to Hortonville in the early morning hours.
A very large toad became visible standing by a secluded road in the neighborhood of Hortonville.
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Ghost Sightings From Hortonville
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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