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A gargantuan alpaca was noticed at Duck Creek after midnight chucking chunks of concrete into the flowing water.
An ET from deep space has regularly been seen at Cushman Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise pondering.
The ghost of an engine driver is often spotted redistributing orbs about in a plastic boat on Cushman Pond. Folks say that this ghost is that of a local person who lived here in Helenville before the present. Regardless of what folks verbalize, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one that should be kept away from.
A colossal ape has supposedly been observed on a handful of occasions yelling names of people before dawn on a lawn in Helenville.
A Yeti may regularly be observed pointing at the viewer by Slabtown Pond.
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back. Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him. - With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day. On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week. - Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it. - Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree. He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air. - Aaahhh! What is that noise?. What's the difference between a coward and a careful person? A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself. Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''. Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic. - I can see, I can see, hooray! Delbert went in. - I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily. - Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said - Look guys, new wheels!.
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