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These are some lies we made up about Gresham.
A space man has frequently been seen pulling a body from the freezing water of Gardner Creek in the early morning hours.
An martian vacationer from deep space has supposedly been spotted on a small number of instances pulling a cadaver over the grass in Hayman Falls County Park before sunrise.
An alien from the cosmos can regularly be distinguished looking for a photo next to a parked vehicle in a Gresham parking lot after midnight.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady can be witnessed time and again cleaning a bloody pillow in Freeman Falls around midnight. In any case, this is a hostile phantom that is preferably not disrupted.
The ghost of a young woman clad as a maid has once in a while been noticed in a Gresham area grocery store, marching the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Gresham
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Ghost Sightings From Gresham
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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