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The alien captain of an alien spaceship was observed hiding a cadaver by a large rock in Greenwood Park before sunrise.
The ghost of a guy having on a police force outfit was observed taking a rest at a coffee table in a Greenwood trailer hauling a headbone. When the spirit was spotted it vanished into the night.
An extraterrestrial from Venus was seen at midnight floating along Bear Creek.
The ghost of an old guy with a big white mustache has often been observed traveling on a steed by the side of a highway in the neighborhood of Greenwood. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an antagonistic ghost that is better not disturbed.
A massive pronghorn is regularly seen striding through a flat near Greenwood.
A gigantic rabbit is known to have been perceived on frequent instances strolling through a Greenwood neighborhood churchyard.
A space man from another galaxy can frequently be spotted shuffling orbs about in Black River State Forest right by the ranger station.
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Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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