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These are some lies we made up about Greenville.
An ET is frequently made out poking around in mailboxes after midnight in Greenville.
A colossal rat is known to have been distinguished on frequent instances pulling a body from the cold water of Bear Creek at midnight.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO may repeatedly be observed devouring a sandwich on the water's edge of Black Otter Lake.
A massive argali may be made out over and over again at Horton Ville Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise taking in the scenery.
A space invader from Pluto has occasionally been spotted playing a melody on a flute in a Greenville house.
An alien from another galaxy has allegedly been perceived on several occasions in a Greenville highschool very late at night staggering the hallways.
A space man was witnessed in a mirror in a Greenville flat; the spirit was exclusively noticeable in the mirror.
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Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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