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A gentleman lacking a head has now and then been observed at Avery Creek at night tossing stones into the water.
A very large cheetah is every now and then seen in Goodman Park at the stroke of midnight shouting at the witness to beat it.
A fantastically frightening spirit has been said to have been spotted on several occasions speaking into the air as if somebody in addition was present. Several of the people here allege this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolish people who have the courage to disrupt the calm in Goodman.
A Plateosaurus was noticed at Brock G1536.2 Dam late at night looking at the surroundings.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer emerged stacking stones beside the water at Coleman Lake.
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It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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