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These are some lies we made up about Gleason.
The phantom of a dispossessed man has been perceived on several instances flying across the Harrison Hills late at night.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy may now and then be witnessed facing the watcher by Fish Creek. If you listen to what the folks who live here say, this ghost takes pleasure in startling unwise folks who come searching for ghosts in Gleason.
The Pied Piper has repeatedly been distinguished watching the view from the apex of Baldy Hill very late at night.
A scary being is often noticed enjoying the view at Doering E12.129 Dam before sunrise.
A space man from space has been observed on several instances piling bricks down next to Payne Spring on a dark night.
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A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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