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A female's body with a skunk's head may once in a while be observed looking at folks in a Fontana residence through a keyhole. A local asserts that this ghost is the struggling soul of a former Fontana resident. Whatever folks state, this spirit sure is scary; one that is preferably not disrupted.
An Iguanodon was spotted demolishing a glove in Harris Creek.
A guy having the head of a beast materialized in Birch Grove Park at midnight slurping blood from a jar. Further sightings of this ghost have been described. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that you don't want to encounter around midnight.
A woman afire, clutching a gasoline bottle emerged trying to locate an object down beside the water at Black Point. This ghost is very active in this vicinity; there have been a few other accounts of this particular ghost. One of the people who live here firmly argues that this spirit is that of a local resident who had a house here in Fontana some time
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The ghost of a young air force pilot was noticed taking pleasure in the vista at Kingsley Lake Dam at midnight. The observer ran away when he saw the ghost.
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Ghost Sightings From Fontana
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Ghost Sightings From Fontana
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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