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These are some lies we made up about Elton.
A large menacing giant was noticed in Clubhouse Springpond State Fishery Area late at night burying a body by a large rock.
An extremely large springbok showed up at Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight speaking into the air.
An alien from the cosmos was made out cleaning a bloody cloth in Hogelee Spring Number One at the stroke of midnight.
Nicolaus Copernicus has regularly been distinguished holding a skull in Deer Creek.
A massive turtle is often observed struggling out from a storm drain on an Elton avenue before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Elton
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Ghost Sightings From Elton
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
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