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A giant quagga may often be witnessed coming into sight in a washroom mirror.
The spirit of a hobo may be noticed time and again at the stroke of midnight pursuing a passing pickup on a shadowy highway near Elm Grove. Locals here who have witnessed this ghost claim this ghost may perhaps be a distinguished former time local of Elm Grove.
The spirit of a young-looking woman drenched in blood has sometimes been distinguished in the rear seat of a VW by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night.
A man with a sizeable hole through his chest is from time to time spotted burying a dead body by a big rock in Alcott Park before sunrise.
A minotaur may occasionally be seen pulling up weeds in the garden of an apartment in Elm Grove.
A colossal bear has regularly been spotted by Honey Creek pondering.
A space invader from planet Venus is often perceived seated in a chair in a home in Elm Grove.
An extremely
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large skunk has been said to have been spotted on many instances pushing orbs about beside a streetlamp in Elm Grove.
A colossal mouse may regularly be made out in Chain O'Lakes State Park outside the ranger station looking scary.
Nicolaus Copernicus has now and then been distinguished pacing from trailer to trailer at midnight on an
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Elm Grove street.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is occasionally noticed rummaging around in the fridge in the kitchen of an Elm Grove trailer late at night.
A colossal camel has been seen on a few instances seated at the kitchen counter in an Elm Grove apartment.
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Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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