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The ghost of an elderly Indian chief was spotted drifting along on Mink River before dawn. This individual phantom has been noticed very frequently in this neighborhood. One of the residents firmly declares that this ghost takes pleasure in frightening unwise folks who come seeking ghosts in Ellison Bay.
A dark crow that shape-shifted into a woman appeared in Door Bluff County Park before dawn devastating a bag. There are other stories with reference to this ghost in the neighborhood.
The ghost of a young lady dressed as a house keeper was perceived on a dark night conducting a directed outing of Deathdoor Bluff to a party of ghosts. Other sightings of this ghost have been conveyed.
A space invader from Jupiter showed up staring down into the water at Ellison Bay late in the night.
A space invader from the cosmos was spotted in a building near Ellison Bay.
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Ghost Sightings From Ellison Bay
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
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