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These are some lies we made up about Elkhorn.
A huge mustang has once in a while been perceived in an Elkhorn area supermarket, strolling the aisles.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is once in a while noticed sniveling before sunrise on a lawn in Elkhorn. Some people allege this ghost is that of a person who dwelled here in Elkhorn some decades ago.
An alien from another galaxy has purportedly been distinguished on several instances at Jackson Creek at night chucking boulders into the flowing water.
Vincent van Gogh may every so often be made out looking at the water by Elmer Droster E5299 Dam in the early morning hours.
A massive cheetah is repeatedly seen at Cedar Point before sunrise looking down into the water.
A space invader has been said to have been perceived on several occasions sitting at the kitchen counter in an Elkhorn home meditating.
The phantom of an aged guy with a huge gray mustache may frequently be seen scaring people
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on the water's edge of Lake Como. It's been said that this individual ghost gets pleasure from frightening foolhardy folks who come seeking ghosts in Elkhorn.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship may be noticed often dragging a cadaver across the ground in Fest Park late in the night.
A lady with a knife sticking out of her
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head has once in a while been noticed staggering through a residence in Elkhorn. If you listen to what the local residents say, this spirit may be the spirit of a resident who passed away here in Elkhorn some decades ago. Regardless of what, it is indisputably a frightening ghost that should be shunned.
The ghost of a woman with a plastic bag strapped around her head is every now and then made out mounted on a camel down a road next to Elkhorn.
A Seismosaurus has been witnessed on several occasions in a phone booth in Elkhorn using the phone.
A huge parrot can from time to time be made out by the entrance to Chain O'Lakes State Park going wild.
A sizeable creepy spirit was noticed wandering through an Elkhorn area burial ground. When noticed the spirit moved toward the observer who then fled.
A space alien from Mars came into sight stacking pebbles in Ice Age National Scenic Trail quite near the ranger station.
The ghost of a chained up gentleman was perceived drinking blood from a glass by the side
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of a desolate highway in close proximity to Elkhorn after midnight. This precise ghost has been seen time and again in this area.
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Ghost Sightings From Elkhorn
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Ghost Sightings From Elkhorn
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
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