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These are some lies we made up about Elcho.
A huge dromedary has purportedly been observed on a handful of occasions drinking water from Bellis Spring late in the night.
A medusa can regularly be perceived staring at a lady snoozing on a couch in a residence in Elcho.
A black rat that transformed into a lady has occasionally been distinguished in a supermarket in the Elcho area.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter has purportedly been witnessed on one or two occasions by Lost Creek looking for a book.
A very large bear was spotted gazing down into the water at Chicago Point at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Elcho
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Ghost Sightings From Elcho
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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