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These are some lies we made up about Edgerton.
A space invader from planet Jupiter is now and then distinguished in Central Park late in the night trying to locate a shoe.
The ghost of a young-looking guy sporting a winter coat has supposedly been made out on numerous occasions guzzling unleaded from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in Edgerton.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system may from time to time be seen at Fulton Dam before dawn taking pleasure in the vista.
An ET is often made out at the stroke of midnight struggling out of Cranberry Marsh drenched in slime.
A decapitated gentleman has been said to have been noticed on frequent instances at Olsons Bay at midnight gazing down into the water. In any case, this is a nasty ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to run into.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer can regularly be spotted verbalizing into the air as if somebody else was near.
Archimedes may be observed often in a motor boat on
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Clear Lake looking.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos has once in a while been seen late in the night floating down on Gibbs Creek.
A female with her head and both legs cut off is occasionally observed peeking through residence windows in Edgerton before dawn. Regardless of what, it's sure a bloodcurdling phantom that you shouldn't
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go looking for.
A soldier's outfit staggering about devoid of a body in it has supposedly been perceived on one or two occasions watching TV in an Edgerton living room on a dark night. Residents assert that this spirit is that of a resident who settled here in Edgerton long ago.
A colossal alligator was witnessed at Rock Cut State Park frightening folks.
An ET from planet Mars became visible at the entrance to Ice Age National Scenic Trail rearranging orbs around.
The ghost of a dreadfully charred female was made out searching through trash container on an Edgerton avenue. This ghost is exceptionally active in this neighborhood; there have been a handful of other accounts of this specific ghost. A person who lives here alleges that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying people who come trying to find ghosts in Edgerton.
A centaur was perceived on an Edgerton avenue after midnight.
The ghost of a gentleman with satanic symbols cut into his nose has frequently been observed looking at an old man slumbering
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in an armchair in a residence in Edgerton. One of the locals decisively alleges that this ghost can be the spirit of a local resident who passed on here in Edgerton some time ago. One thing is for sure, this is a horrible ghost that should be kept away from.
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Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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