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A space man is known to have been seen on several instances screaming in Beulah Bog State Natural Area very late at night.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet has frequently been made out searching through trash container on an East Troy residential street.
A space man from planet Venus is often made out at the water at Broad Bay struggling to say something.
The ghost of a destitute gentleman is known to have been seen on many occasions around midnight floating down on Jericho Creek. No matter what, this is a horrible ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy may be spotted over and over again on an East Troy residential street before dawn. One of the locals determinedly declares that this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long dead East Troy local. No matter what folks utter, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that should be shunned.
A space alien from deep space has from time to time been distinguished
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at Elmer Droster E5299 Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise rearranging orbs around.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer is every now and then perceived floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in East Troy.
An alien voyager from another part of the galaxy has been distinguished on one or two occasions looking at
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an old man sleeping in a bed in a building in East Troy.
An ET from another part of the galaxy can occasionally be made out in an autopart store in the East Troy area.
The spirit of a gold-miner was witnessed in Chain O'Lakes State Park at the park headquarters going crazy. When the spirit was seen it disappeared into the night. One thing is for certain, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling spirit that you would not want to run into before sunrise.
The ghost of a gentleman clad as a gas station attendant was observed creeping up from a drain hole on an East Troy residential road in the early morning hours. The spirit was gobbled up by the air after being spotted. In any case, this is an unpleasant ghost that any sane person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A huge bear was made out mounding rocks outside the entrance to Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor.
A space alien was seen nosing around in mailboxes before dawn in East Troy.
A large creepy beast has frequently been witnessed performing
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a tune on a fiddle in an East Troy flat.
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Ghost Sightings From East Troy
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Ghost Sightings From East Troy
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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